bagmilk:

earthdad:

Kinda rly like a girl what do I do

image

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amazed:

I follow everyone back!

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twofistin:

restinpeaches:

rest in fucking peaches, mario

This game seems to be based on how sick you can clown everybody else. I don’t even think you win by crossing the finish line, you’re just judged by a point basis by how salty everyone around you is.

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Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

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jackanthonyfernandez:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney

and sometimes she’s lindsay

OMG

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itseliberg33:

oneerectionforonedirection:

forever reblog. still the absolute funniest thing EVER.

thank you, lol ^

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: when I was your age….

Me: image

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sextpert:

damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho

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imnotjailbait:

i can’t stop laughing

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h0odrich:

awwww-cute:

This is how a happy baby elephant looks like

GO OFF!!!

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nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

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